No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. ~Christopher Morley
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail. ~Fran Lebowitz
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~Dave Barry
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. ~Ogden Nash
Amount of time it takes for a dog to "do its business" is directly proportional to outside temperature + suitability of owner's outerwear.
~Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Author Unknown
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. ~Author Unknown
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. ~Joe Weinstein
I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward. ~G.K. Chesterton
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. ~Author Unknown
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. ~Portuguese Proverb
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. ~Robert Benchley
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time. ~Winston Pendelton
I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ~Lewis Grizzard
You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself that my father bought me. They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell. ~Emily Dickinson
There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. ~Konrad Lorenz
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. ~Woodrow Wilson
Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger. ~Albert Payson Terhune
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail. ~Fran Lebowitz
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~Dave Barry
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. ~Ogden Nash
Amount of time it takes for a dog to "do its business" is directly proportional to outside temperature + suitability of owner's outerwear.
~Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Author Unknown
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. ~Author Unknown
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. ~Joe Weinstein
I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward. ~G.K. Chesterton
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. ~Author Unknown
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. ~Portuguese Proverb
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. ~Robert Benchley
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time. ~Winston Pendelton
I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ~Lewis Grizzard
You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself that my father bought me. They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell. ~Emily Dickinson
There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. ~Konrad Lorenz
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. ~Woodrow Wilson
Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger. ~Albert Payson Terhune
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
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